Real Housewives of Atlanta new season starts tonight!

Awwww sookie!  Let the hot messness and tomfoolery begin! Check out my previous run down of the new season here.  Will you be watching? Of couse you will!

Real Housewives of Atlanta premieres tonight on Bravo at 9pm.

Reality Bites: Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 3

Get ready for it bitches! October 4th is the premiere of Season 3 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta on Bravo.

Updates:

Lisa Wu-Hartwell is out this season. They cancelled that bitch.    Sheree, Kandi, Nene and Kim will be returning.  Debuting are model, Cynthia Bailey, entertainment attorney, Phaedra Parks, Nene's new nose and Kim's fake lesbian lover. I'm sure the drama will be MAJOR with this bunch.

Reality Bites: Real Housewives of Orange County starts March 6th

I'm a little over the entire Bravo Housewives series.  I honestly gave up on Atlanta and Beverly Hills midway through the season and will only return to watch the reunion shows.  But for those of you still interested, the Orange County Housewives are back with Season 6 on March 6th with a few new wives on deck.

Returning, Vicky, Tamra, Gretchen (are any of them still wives?) and boring ass Alexis.
New Cast Members include Fernanda, a hot lesbian fitness instructor and Peggy, a stay at home mom.

Will you be watching?

Reality Bites: Real Housewives of Atlanta last night...

The run down...

Sheree: Oh boy Sheree. You are too old to not have a focus.  Your shyte clothing line is on "hold" because you want to pursue acting? Any hoo...

Nene: I feel bad for her family situation. Lying ass husband. Dumb ass son.  But chick definitely needs some anger management classes.  I'm a little over her acting a fool in public. It makes me cringe.

Kim: Nothing worse than a fake ass lesbian. Also, please upgrade your wig game.

Kandi: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Phaedra: I love the fact that she is a self-made woman, but her "Southern Belle" ish is going to work a nerve after awhile.

Cynthia: Where were you this episode booboo?

Dwight: The 7th housewife. Seriously, if you got it like that where you can just drop G's on people, why are you bringing it up later and throwing it (indirectly) in their face? Something is rotten in Denmark.

Are you watching?

Coming Soon: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Ok so RHDC is a total snooze.  I've given up on them.  We all know that the Salahis were cast as the protagonists of the show, but even they are on the boring side. 

Thank god RH Atlanta starts on Monday, October 4th.  Let the hot messness begin!  Check out details on RH-ATL here.

Bravo will be giving us a double dose of Real Housewives this Fall with the premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Thursday, October 14th.  We finally have some housewives with real money.  Bio breakdown:

Taylor: wife of a venture capitalist.
Lisa: British born, owns a high profile design firm.
Kyle: Former actress, aunt to Paris Hilton, married to a high end realtor.
Kim: Sister of Kyle, also a former actress, doesn't appear to be doing a damn thing. Divorced.
Camille: Soon to be ex of Frasier star Kelsey Grammer, considers herself an actress, Kelsey has her name stamped on his production company, so she's getting paper regardless.
Adrienne: Part owner in a family owned sports and entertainment corporation.  Married to a plastic surgeon and by the looks of her grill, she is also a client.

Will you be watching?