Movie: Audition

I'm on a Takashi Miike kick right now. He is the director of the the ultra violent, Ichi the Killer, which I'm currently re-watching on Netflix instant during my lunch breaks (shhhh!).  However, recently I just finished watching Audition, which can also be found on Netflix instant.  Man, I thought I dated some crazy chicks, but Asami Yamazaki takes the cake.  I'm generally pretty good with horror and gore, but there is something about needles being stuck in the eye socket that turns my stomach!

Plot:  A widower takes advantage of a Hollywood type movie audition to find a new bride and is blinded by love.

Movie: The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest

The trailer for the movie adaptation of third novel from Stieg Larsson's Millennium series is here! I have yet to read this book (damn the paperback not out yet), or see the second movie, The Girl Who Played with Fire, so I'm posting this for your enjoyment.  I don't want to be tipped off to any plot lines. Noomi Rapace reprises her role as Lisabeth Salander for the third time. Hollywood has gotten ahold of the series rights to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (check the original on Netflix instant) and has already begun production on a remake.

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest hits theaters October 29th.

Reality Bites: Real Housewives of Atlanta last night...

The run down...

Sheree: Oh boy Sheree. You are too old to not have a focus.  Your shyte clothing line is on "hold" because you want to pursue acting? Any hoo...

Nene: I feel bad for her family situation. Lying ass husband. Dumb ass son.  But chick definitely needs some anger management classes.  I'm a little over her acting a fool in public. It makes me cringe.

Kim: Nothing worse than a fake ass lesbian. Also, please upgrade your wig game.

Kandi: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Phaedra: I love the fact that she is a self-made woman, but her "Southern Belle" ish is going to work a nerve after awhile.

Cynthia: Where were you this episode booboo?

Dwight: The 7th housewife. Seriously, if you got it like that where you can just drop G's on people, why are you bringing it up later and throwing it (indirectly) in their face? Something is rotten in Denmark.

Are you watching?

New Movie: Red

You can't get any better than old people kicking ass. Especially when it's Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, and Hellen Mirren (please don't get naked...again).  Red is based on Warren Ellis' DC Comics graphic novel of the same title.  Check the trailer.

Plot: retired black ops agents reassemble their team to take down an assassin.

Some Scary S***!

Real or fake, eff that doll!


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Real Housewives of Atlanta new season starts tonight!

Awwww sookie!  Let the hot messness and tomfoolery begin! Check out my previous run down of the new season here.  Will you be watching? Of couse you will!

Real Housewives of Atlanta premieres tonight on Bravo at 9pm.

HBO does Mildred Pierce...

Unless you like watching the Turner Classic Movie channel like myself, then you probably aren't familiar with Joan Crawford's 1945 pic Mildred Pierce.  HBO has decided to turn the movie into a five part mini-series starring Kate Winslet in the title role.  Check out the trailer below. The series also stars Evan Rachel Wood, as daughter Veda Pierce.  I'm not a fan of Evan Rachel Wood, however Veda Pierce is not the most loveable character, so she may actually work in this role.  Mildred Pierce will be shown on HBO in Spring 2011.

Mildred Pierce