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My blog is devoted to ME. Yes Moi! Things I approve/disapprove of in my shopping, traveling, dining, shooting pics, or just walking down the streets of my hood (NYC beybey!). Enjoy!

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Foreigners are so much cooler...

Check out this teaser clip for Soul Man. It looks awesome, althought it probably wouldn't make a dime here in the States.


SOUL MAN™ Teaser Guillaume Ivernel (Blacklight Movies) from Blacklight Movies on Vimeo.

This is really happening!!

THE EXPENDABLES II!!

All the aging bravado in Part I wasn't enough. We need...no we demand a sequel! Say what you want about the movie, sure it had no real plot, and what little story there was didn't make much sense, but all of the explosions made up for it. It also grossed almost $300 million dollars worldwide last year, so you can suck it! 

The most awesome news to come out of this is that Bolo Yeung is rumored to be on board!

New Teen Wolf trailer

Bloody hell! Did they seriously try to make this all CWesqe? C'mon son! Why even bother calling it Teen Wolf? They should just call it Twilight without the Vampires. I guess they are counting on no one over the age of 20 watching this show.


Katy Perry's E.T.

Not a huge fan of Katy Perry, but I have to give it to her for trying to do something different. Visually it looks awesome.

Monday, March 14, 2011

New Movie: Conan the Barbarian teaser trailer...

The teaser for the Conan the Barbarian remake was released today. The fact that the teaser is exactly just that, a snippet of nothing, is leading me to believe that this movie is going to be 100% pure poop.  I will hold off on further judgment until the real trailer is released, but I have a feeling that we will be able to put Conan on top of the "Movies That Shouldn't Be Remade" list. The update stars Lisa Bonet's baby daddy, Jason Momoa and no one else of any real importance. Rose McGowan? For realsies?

Friday, March 11, 2011

Awesome new trailer for The Smurfs!


Smurftastic! So going! It stars: Neil Patrick Harris, Hank Azaria, Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry, Alan Cumming, George Lopez, Paul Reubens and a whole bunch of others!

Charlie Sheen done pissed off the Warlocks!

You done did it now Charlie!


New 50 Cent Movie: Things Fall Apart

For reals? Who told Curtis he could write a screenplay? A+ for the Christian Bale like dedication (he dropped from 214lbs to 160lb to play the cancer stricken football player), but this movie looks like poop.

Check out the unofficial trailer for Things Fall Apart.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Return of Saturday Morning Cartoons?

Saturday morning cartoons were a highlight of many of our childhoods well into the early 1990s. However, due to FCC regulations that required broadcast stations to limit children's programming to 3 hours a week, Saturday morning cartoons all but died.

Nickelodeon is trying to revive the tradition by announcing a new batch of cartoons slated for release in 2012 including a revamped Teenage Mutuant Ninja Turtles, The Last Airbender: Legend of Korra, and Kung-Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness.

Not going to lie, I'm a little excited about these new cartoons. Will you be watching?

Friday, March 4, 2011

Another reason to hate monkeys...


Besides the fact that they can be jerks and may take over the world some day (they'll have to defeat the robots first), monkeys bathe in URINE! A new study believes that male monkeys bathe in urine to attact female monkeys.  The females are able to detect the levels of testosterone in the pee pee, assess the male's monkey's social status, and decide whether or not they want to give him some.  Gross!

Moral of this story folks is when you go to the zoo in Florida or maybe overseas, and they encourage you to pet a monkey, just remember that the bastard probably just took a golden shower. You may not be so quick to pet him and let it climb all over you.

Alien Invasion in the Hood...

Ever wonder what would happen if those dumb aliens decided to invade Brownsville or Bestuy first instead of Manhattan? Anybody? Just me? What looks like a hilarious movie, Attack the Block, seems to answer that question.  Just transpose Bestuy with a ghetto in the UK.  The movie stars Nick Frost from Shaun of the Dead.  Check the trailer below.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Ender's Game Prequel Comic



Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game series is getting a prequel in the form of a seven part graphic novel! Card teamed up with Marvel to present Formic Wars. Check out the trailer below. Formic Wars Burning Earth #1 and #2 are already out. 

Book # 1 Synopsis: An unidentified ship is rocketing toward Earth with tech far beyond anything we've ever seen...and the only people who can give warning are a small band of asteroid miners millions of miles from home. The clock is ticking, and it doesn't look good for the human race.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

For my Samurai movie fans...



Keanu Reeves is set to star in a 3D epic based on an ancient Japanese legend...47 Ronin.  Samurai in 3D! So there!

The basic story line: An 18th century set story centered on a band of samurai who set out to avenge the death of their master. 

The movie also stars this guy, who plays the bad guy in every movie that has Asians in it, and Hiroyuki Sanada, who played Jackie Chan's evil brother in Rush Hour 3. I can't wait for the trailer and more details. I will keep you posted.


For now you can catch the 1994 Japanese version on Netflix instant.

Dancing with the Stars Season 12...Cast Announced

If you like watching C-Z list stars make a fool of themselves, then look no further, Dancing with the Stars Season 12 premieres on Monday, March 21st with a couple of doozies.  Check the cast:



Chelsea Kane (who?), apparently she's from the Disney Channel
WWE's Chris Jericho. They should have booked The Big Show instead.
Baller Hines Ward (who?)
Playboy's Kendra Wilkinson and her boobies
Kirstie Alley
Mike Catherwood (who?)
Supermodel Petra Nemcova
Ralph Macchio!!!!
Romeo...looking all swole and grown
Sugar Ray Leonard
Wendy Williams

With this line up of nobodies and hot messes, will you be watching? Picking my top 3 now as I probably won't consistently watch the show and don't know most of these people:

Romeo, this young hip hopper has to have some moves up his sleeve
Chelsea Kane, shes from Disney, that's all I need to know
Chris Jericho, just because I think it would be funny if this big ass dude could turn it out.